Akatsuki In Our World!? What!?

Chapter One: And Then, They Are Kitties

-Third Person's Point Of View-

Some where at the Akatsuki base...........................................

"Tobi's hungry!!!!!!!!!!!!" Complained."No one care's, un!" deidara said annoyed."Can Tobi get some cookies?""I don't care, un! I've said this before!""Ok! Yay Tobi get's a cookie!"With that said tobi left to get a cookie. He went to the Kitchen and looked all over but found nothing! He was sad or as tobi would say..."Tobi's Sad! Tobi couldn't find any cookie's!"Then Sasori walks in and turns to tobi......"You want a cookie Tobi?""Yeah but there gone!""I know where they are!"Tobi's Eye's Widened and he was happy! He hugged Sasori and begged him....."where are they? please tell tobi!!!!""Deidara blew them up!"Tobi's eye's widened even more and ran tword Deidara.. He screamed... He yelled... He wined... but what excaclly?...."Deidara -Senpai stop the cookie interrogation!!!!!! I took your clay!!!!! Give me the cookies!!!!!!!!!"But when tobi got there he was to late. Deidara eat the cookies and blew them up. There was nothing left of them. Sadness filled tobi as he walk back to the base. Suddenly he triped."Awwww, that hurt tobi!" he wined.He looked down to what tripped him and he saw a box. He examined the box and opened it. he eye's widened as the box made him glow!"Cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled.He ran to the Akatsuki and gave every one a cookie. They gave him weird looks. The cookies glowed and their eye's widened."Are you trying to fucking kill us?!?!?!?!?!" Hidan yelled."It's just a cookie!""Then why is it fucking glowing!?!?!?!?!?!""Special Ingredient!""-_- Your a fucking idiot tobi!""Just eat it Hidan.... It will make tobi stop!""All right but if I get fucking sick, I'ma fuck this kid up!""TOBI DOESN'T WANT THAT! O-O!""You better not bitch!"Then each member took a small bite out of the cookies! Suddenly they felt a shrinking sensation and felt pain all over! Next thing they know there falling out of the sky."Fuck I'm too young to die!!!!!!!" Hidan screamed."I thought you were Immortal?" Kakuzu remarked."Oh, yeah!""Hidan?"The Uchiha questioned."What fucking uchiha?""If you can't die you'll just bleed all over the place and be sore for weeks!"Hidan's eye's widen and he look up. The he looked to the uchiha. Once again he looked up. And then he freaked the fuck out."I don't want this shit!!!!!!!!!! Go fuck yourselves!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God damn it!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell did I do to deserve this?!?!?!?!" Hidan yelled as he fell."Hidan, you sacrifice people to Jashin! What do you think?"Kakuzu stated."-_- I do that all the time, I should be rewarded!" Hidan said."Hidan?" Uchiha said."What the fuck do you people want?""Your still falling!" Uchiha said with a face like this; .Hidan looked down and up. He then looked at the space between the floor and him and he freaked some more."Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!"And then they hit the floor. The only problem is that they were split up. And hurt. You can't forget they were hurt. 
-Hidan's Point Of View-
"What the fuck that hurt!" I screamed in pain.I opened my eye's that I kept closed. I looked around and every thing was Fucking huge. I suddenly had four legs. I ran to find a mirror and saw a Kitten. A !!! I'm a kitten!!!!!!!!! Can this get any worse?"Awww, a kitty!"I look up and see a girl. She picked me up and tried scratching her but she just kissed my forehead. I don't know if i liked it or hated it? She was cute.... maybe hot...... ok she was hot!!!!!!!!"I'ma take you home cutie!" She said.
'What the fuck just happened O_O' I thought.

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