KURT COBAIN: hi
KURT COBAIN: how are you?
STELLA: alright
KURT COBAIN: me too
KURT COBAIN: so what do i have to do to find out your name?
STELLA: sacrifice yourself to the devil
KURT COBAIN: oh why
STELLA: bc i need to know you're ready to take on that weight
KURT COBAIN: i am
KURT COBAIN: tell me your name
KURT COBAIN: do i have to guess again?
KURT COBAIN: pls
KURT COBAIN: do you wanna talk bands
STELLA: entertain me
KURT COBAIN: do you like good charlotte?
STELLA: kinda
STELLA: but you're not allowed to send me links anymore
KURT COBAIN: fineeeeeeeee
KURT COBAIN: what's your fav song by them?
STELLA: dunno
KURT COBAIN: would you go to their concert with me?
STELLA: no
STELLA: i don't even know who you are
KURT COBAIN: luke
KURT COBAIN: i told you
KURT COBAIN: we go to same school
KURT COBAIN: i'm year 12
KURT COBAIN: and i wanna meet you
STELLA: lol
KURT COBAIN: you actually use lol?
STELLA: no you dick
STELLA: it's my way of saying 'i don't give a shit' and such
KURT COBAIN: should've expected that
KURT COBAIN: so if you got to know me would you wanna go to their concert with me?
STELLA: maybe
STELLA: if you're not a pedo or something
STELLA: and the tickets aren't too expensive
KURT COBAIN: YES!!
STELLA: why do you wanna take me to their concert?
KURT COBAIN: idk
KURT COBAIN: i just do
STELLA: ah
STELLA: you're something
KURT COBAIN: ikr
KURT COBAIN: i'm the new kurt cobain
STELLA: you know what's funny?
KURT COBAIN: what?
STELLA: your contact name's been kurt cobain since you told me you like nirvana
KURT COBAIN: wHAT
KURT COBAIN: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
KURT COBAIN: BROTHEL GIRL YOU'RE AWESOME
KURT COBAIN: AND I MEAN IT
KURT COBAIN: YOU KNOW ME SO WELL
STELLA: shut up you dickhead
STELLA: i don't know you at all
KURT COBAIN: but i want to know youuuuu
STELLA: hah no
STELLA: it's better you don't know me
KURT COBAIN: it's been 9 days
STELLA: what, since you lost your mind?
KURT COBAIN: yeah it went after you
STELLA: i hope it wasn't supposed to be a pick up line, for your sake
KURT COBAIN: i tried
STELLA: you failed*
KURT COBAIN: you're rude
STELLA: i know
KURT COBAIN: will you ever tell me your name?
STELLA: audrey
KURT COBAIN: really?
STELLA: no
KURT COBAIN: ouch
KURT COBAIN: i'm gonna call you audrey
KURT COBAIN: audrey hepburn
STELLA: if i'm audrey hepburn, then you're james dean
KURT COBAIN: IS THAT A SLEEPING WITH SIRENS REFERENCE
STELLA: yes
JAMES DEAN: WOW
JAMES DEAN: YOU REALLY ARE AMAZING
STELLA: as if i didn't know that already
JAMES DEAN: showoff much
STELLA: at least i have something to show off with
JAMES DEAN: your contact name's been changed to showoff audrey hepburn
STELLA: wow
STELLA: you're james dean in my contact list
JAMES DEAN: aren't we a match made in heaven
STELLA: no we're not
[i've been pretty disappointed in the lack of recognition i've been receiving on here, but i'm trying to get over it. i was expecting too much, i'm still a no one nevertheless.]
[just fyi, this is where things start actually happening.]
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Stella | Luke Hemmings AU
FanfictionUNKNOWN: hi, is this brothel 'em? In which a girl called Stella receives a message from an unknown number, as the result of her friend Andy writing down her number on a school desk, adding 'BROTHEL PUBLIC HOUSE 'EM' next to it. Obviously, Stella's...
