STELLA: sorry i fell asleep
LUCAS: hiii audrey
STELLA: i won't call you james dean
JAMES DEAN: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ
STELLA: what the fuck luke
STELLA: also do you use cheap pick up lines all the time?
JAMES DEAN: my pick up lines aren't cheap
JAMES DEAN: they're personalized and creative
JAMES DEAN: see, i know you like sleeping with sirens, so i can use the james dean / audrey hepburn pick up line on you
STELLA: pathetic
JAMES DEAN: don't be rude, audrey
JAMES DEAN: so when are we gonna meet?
STELLA: what
STELLA: who said anything about meeting
JAMES DEAN: i
STELLA: wove to protect stella's life at any cost
JAMES DEAN: no
STELLA: yes
JAMES DEAN: no
STELLA: yes
JAMES DEAN: no
STELLA: yes
JAMES DEAN: no
STELLA: yes
JAMES DEAN: no
STELLA: yes
JAMES DEAN: no
STELLA: yes
JAMES DEAN: geez
STELLA: ha i won
JAMES DEAN: maybe
STELLA: whatever
STELLA: we all know who the winner is
JAMES DEAN: so we gonna meet or not?
STELLA: not
JAMES DEAN: why not?
STELLA: i've known you for like two weeks
STELLA: and i don't even know anything about you
STELLA: you could be a pedo for all i know
JAMES DEAN: aww
JAMES DEAN: i'm not a pedo
JAMES DEAN: i'm eighteen
STELLA: k
JAMES DEAN: this is the part where you're supposed to say something about yourself
STELLA: hi i'm stella and some dick thinks i'm the audrey hepburn to his james dean
JAMES DEAN: because you are!!
JAMES DEAN: no but literally we could be that
JAMES DEAN: for Halloween
JAMES DEAN: if you're up for it
STELLA: no i am not up for it
JAMES DEAN: oh
STELLA: sorry
JAMES DEAN: you're not sorry
STELLA: nope
STELLA: ha
JAMES DEAN: i'm gonna be james dean either way
STELLA: you could be kurt cobain
JAMES DEAN: maybe
JAMES DEAN: idk yet
STELLA: should't you know by now?
STELLA: halloween's in three days
JAMES DEAN: oh well
JAMES DEAN: i'll come up with something
JAMES DEAN: what are you gonna be?
STELLA: nothing
STELLA: i don't like Halloween
JAMES DEAN: bullshit
JAMES DEAN: everyone likes Halloween
STELLA: yea well
STELLA: not me
JAMES DEAN: poor audrey
STELLA: piss off
JAMES DEAN: fineeee
JAMES DEAN: if you want me to
STELLA: don't
STELLA: i'm procrastinating my maths homework
JAMES DEAN: you shouldn't be doing that
JAMES DEAN: maths is very important
JAMES DEAN: i'll leave you to it
STELLA: NO
STELLA: LUKE
STELLA: you lil piece of shit
[i stg this chapter is the first when a time period when they're talking is mentioned.]
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