SPAWN OF SATAN: hi
STELLA: do you ever give up?
SPAWN OF SATAN: no
SPAWN OF SATAN: what kind of music do you like
STELLA: not the one my phone makes when you text me
SPAWN OF SATAN: what is it?
STELLA: guess
SPAWN OF SATAN: idk
STELLA: annoying orange
SPAWN OF SATAN: rOOD
STELLA: rood? really?
STELLA: pathetic
SPAWN OF SATAN: why annoying orange?
STELLA: your contact name was annoying orange and i thought it was appropriate
SPAWN OF SATAN: was? what is it now?
STELLA: spawn of satan
SPAWN OF SATAN: wow
SPAWN OF SATAN: you really are something
STELLA: yes, annoyed by you
STELLA: even though i don't know anything about you
STELLA: except that you're annoying
SPAWN OF SATAN: i'm luke
STELLA: k
LUKE BOY: have you changed my contact name?
STELLA: no
LUKE BOY: oh
LUKE BOY: do you like good charlotte?
LUKE BOY: hello?
LUKE BOY: brothel girl?
STELLA: please tell me you don't have me saved under brothel girl
LUKE BOY: maybe
STELLA: oh my god
LUKE BOY: ha
LUKE BOY: that's what you get for annoying orange and spawn of satan
[things are finally picking up and i'm so damn excited for this omg]
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Stella | Luke Hemmings AU
FanficUNKNOWN: hi, is this brothel 'em? In which a girl called Stella receives a message from an unknown number, as the result of her friend Andy writing down her number on a school desk, adding 'BROTHEL PUBLIC HOUSE 'EM' next to it. Obviously, Stella's...
