15 - drunk

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I don't even know how to write this anymore. I don't care about the characters and I just want Luke and Oliver to fuck. It's been well over a year since I started this and I am a totally different person and I have a totally different writing style. This was always shit but it's about to get really shit and this might be the last chapter. Wow fifteen chapters it's almost a novel. *rolls eyes* would you guys hate me if this was completely sarcastic?

Luke

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To Oliver:
Oli I'm super ducking drunk. I'm coming over to fuck you.

From Oliver:
I mean I have a bf but he can't do me like you can okay

Calum

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To Mel:
I don't remember if we're dating or nah but you should come over and we should fuk

From Mel:
Actually I'm in love with Ashton sooooo

Callum cries for he thought Ashton and Margo were together

Michael

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From cal pal:
My gf is in love with Ashton will you fuk me plz

To cal pal:
Me and Margo fuckin rn soz

Calum cries more for Michael was always his secret crush

Melanie

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To Ashton:
Aye fam we fukin or wat

From Ashton:
Ofc

Oliver

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From Luke:
Btw I'm bringing rose and Olivia for an orgy Calum too he's lonely

To Luke:
Kk who's Olivia

From Luke:
Idk Michaels sis I think but she's dtf

I have no explanation for this and I'm so ashamed Olivia you got the orgy you always wanted and Janna here's some subtle malum

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