Chicks Before Dicks (Completed)

Chapter 1 Possibly queer? Maybe? Calum

I love everything about her. How she crosses her legs when she sits to how she plays with her lip when she's thinking and that she never goes without a bow in her hair. Her name is Mellanie Fitzgerald. She sits on the other side of the room but I have the perfect view right in between her friends, Margo and rose I think. Geometry was the only class I had with her so I hardly ever pay attention to Mrs. Steranko the teacher.

I've somehow managed to maintain an average of 95.3 despite my lack of effort. Really it's kind of low for me I'm used to being the "nerd", "teachers pet". Of course no one words it like that anymore. Ever since the Neanderthals hit puberty it's been "pussy" and "little bitch". I mean the can't even come up with new ways to insult me anymore, it's a little sad.

"Calum." Michael's voice pulls me out of my slightly depressing thoughts. "Class is over, were you sleeping?"

"What, no!" I hope not. Mainly I hope Mellanie didn't see me. "Oh my god michael, I was probably looking at her the whole time!" I almost scream.

"Oh dude, you fucked up, probably staring at her tits." He is laughing a lot harder then he should be considering his best friend is in deep shit.

"What the fuck Michael!" I really hope not. I really really REALLY hope not.

By now we made it to the hallway and we head to our lockers, they were luckily right next to each other. Also right next to the girls bathroom, as Michael had pointed out at the beginning of the year. He's such a pervert. I don't really know why we're friends it just sort of happened.

I hear a huge mass of people coming down the hallway and I instantly recognize the sound. Girls giggles and a talking ass hole. Also known as Luke Hemmings, The Quarterback.

"Ugh Calum!"

"Yeah I know who it is michael."

"Hey little bitch." See I told you it's all they have. "Done with my geography paper yet, dill weed." Hey that's a new one he's finally learning something after ten years of quality schooling.

"You don't have geography Luke that was last year but I have your life science paper if you'd like that."

"Hey, bitch did you just sass me." He spat at me. I'm not a woman I don't sass. I handed him the paper, he took it and threw me against MY locker and then pushed Michael just for standing there. "See you next week, bitch tits!" His invention of a brand new insult results in multiple giggles and high fives.

"You alright?" I help Michael up off the floor.

"Dude why do you let him do that?" Because it's that or he murders me.

"Trust me it'd be a lot worse if I didn't do it for him." I don't feel like mentioning the part about murder.

I don't really have any other friends besides Michael but there is Troye. I don't know him all that well but we talk sometimes since there's no other intelligent life. I'm 98.9% sure he's gay. He's definitely the most fabulous boy I've ever met but I'm not sure he knows. I've never actually seen him show interest in another boy but it's pretty obvious. The only reason the rest of the world hasn't noticed it is because they're so homophobic they're afraid to even admit they've seen one in real life, so they pretend everything's normal.

I've actually seen Troye with Mellanie and her friends a few times and that might be the only reason I like him as much as I do. I'm interested in why the like him.

Maybe it's because he's so similar to the in personality and style.

After class me and Troye part ways for lunch. I find Michael at our normal table."Hey Mikey!" I joke using the nickname his mom called him when we were little. He groans and punches me in the shoulder.

"Shut up Hood." He complains. He looks over at the table where Troye has joined Mellanie and her group. I don't know why I never bothered to really learn they're names. Well I know them but I don't really acknowledge that they even have names.

"I don't understand why they hang out with him but roll their eyes at every other guys that even looks at them."

"Calum, dude, it's the new trend. The GBF, Gay Best Friend. Every celebrity has one so every teen girl needs one." He says completely serious.

"Michael?" I ask cautiously, giving him my most confused look. " How the hell do you know that." Honestly I'm a little scared he sounded to passionate about it like he was quoting an idol.

"Whoa! No Olivia had her magazines in the bathroom it was all I had I was desperate!"

"Okay, I don't need details!" Olivia is Michael's little sister. She's a freshman and obsessed with being up to date with everyone and everything.

"But no ones sure he's even gay." I say slightly confused.

"It's so obvious and even if he isn't it's close enough he fits all the stereotypes and that's all the care about."

"I guess." I try to hide my disappointment at the fact that he pretty much just insulted my biggest crush.

I spend most of the remainder of the day thinking about the concept of a GBF and genuinely consider if it would be worth it to pretend I was gay just to get to her. Then I realize that it wouldn't really work in a long run. If I'm "gay" why do I want to be with Mellanie?

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