The right way to brush your teeth:
Step 1: Apply either too much or too little toothpaste. There is no inbetween unless you are filming a toothpaste commercial
Step 2: Wet the toothbrush by placing it under the tap and watch as the toothpaste falls off and goes down the drain
Step 3: Insert toothpaste into mouth and brush teeth for approximately 15 seconds, then lie to yourself that it's probably been 2 minutes.
