Your Zodiac Sign

The signs are in hospital. 'What happened to you?'

Aries: I crashed my motorbike

Taurus: This idiot forgot to stop for me when I was crossing the road *points to Gemini*

Gemini: I'm here with my friend

Cancer: I was cooking soup for my boyfriend and I spilled it all over me so now I have 3rd degree burns

Leo: Someone called me ugly so I tried to punch them, but I missed and hit the brick wall

Virgo: Um... I work here

Libra: I had a panic attack

Scorpio: Someone pushed me down the stairs

Sagittarius: This old lady was on her motor scooter and I told her to hurry up so she ran over my toe

Capricorn: I was working really late 5 nights in a row and got sleep deprivation, then I passed out

Aquarius: I was walking my mermaid and she pushed me down the well and I found myself in Narnia (really Aquarius was high outta their mind)

Pisces: I was concentrating and smashed into the wall, then got a concussion