The signs as waiters

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Aries: messes up your order

Taurus: takes no shit an will put you in your place

Gemini: makes jokes and gets the best tips

Cancer: gets really nervous and keeps dropping everything

Leo: gives out free drinks to the people they like

Virgo: keeps asking if everything's okay but they hate you

Libra: forgets about your table

Scorpio: smiles and pretends they care

Sagittarius: spits in your food

Capricorn: doesn't make any eye contact

Aquarius: talks shit about you to other waiters

Pisces: tries to persuade you to get desert

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