Your Zodiac Sign

Pick-up lines that the signs would use

Aries: I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

Taurus: Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

Gemini: Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

Cancer: Can I borrow a quarter? I wanna call my mom and tell her that I've just met the person I'm gonna marry

Leo: Do u believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Virgo: Baby you must be a broom 'cause you just swept me off my feet

Libra: Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon

Scorpio: Your place or mine?

Sagittarius: All those curves, and me with no brakes

Capricorn: Hi, I make more money than you can spend

Aquarius: You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus

Pisces: Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?