How the signs will die

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Aries: drugs

Taurus: being sucked into the couch 'cause they didn't move

Gemini: murdered by their other personality

Cancer: tripping over shoelace

Leo: mirror falling on them

Virgo: worries self to death

Libra: too much pizza

Scorpio: poison

Sagittarius: pitying self too much

Capricorn: watching shrek too many times

Aquarius: drowning

Pisces: trying to escape self-made trap

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