The signs when the power goes out

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Aries: swears loudly and runs around frantically looking for a light

Taurus: lays on the floor and hopes for the best

Gemini: laughs... until they remember that the internet is out too

Cancer: shrugs and goes back to sleep

Leo: leaves the house until the power comes back

Virgo: pulls out their generator and charges their phone

Libra: grabs a candle and uses the opportunity to draw/write something they've been meaning to

Scorpio: moves around the house scaring the living shit outta their family

Sagittarius: runs around their neighbourhood trying to film a pretend survival video

Capricorn: calls the electrical company, the weather channel and their friends to try and find out what the fuck is happening

Aquarius: tries to 'fix it' by attaching a coat hanger to their todo and waiting for lightning

Pisces: finds their pet and cuddles with them

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