The Book of Random

Only the Beginning

Once upon a time, there was a man who had the ability, to create white children. These white children used their special powers to turn Dinosaurs into faggots. But one day, a child decided to make a dinosaur look like a super ultra MLG pro. This dinosaur became the best noscoper in the history of the game Centipede. He could hit the centipede, the spider, and a fruit from 2 feet away. That's how good at noscoping he was. All the kids admired this dinosaur, but the dinosaur didn't give a fuck and ate them. Then he 360 quickscoped the tribe leader with his tail and the famous last words the leader said were "git gudder, yu wunt" and he died. The dinosaur realized he had made a mistake and suicided. Then, the man who created all the children got disappointed and suicided too. -The Bee Movie