The Book of Random

Touching some racks with John Wanker

John Wanker was a tanker and a spank banker. He blows up children while cashing some checks, and it makes him feel like touching some racks. But that's no good, its not okay, so he's gonna find a nice girl and play! He plays with his sister, she calls him swiss mister. He always runs behind her, because he likes to touch her- shoulders! When they play trains, he wants to be a plane. He flies with his dick, into a chick, and by chick I mean chiken that bites off his dick. Now he's crying, on the floor and he crawls his way over to the door. He opens the door and smells the fresh air, and realizes he's a faggot that has no hair. He wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy, he grabs his glasses he lays on the couch, he's feeling shitty. Because he has no dick, he lost it to a chick. He kills himself.
-The End