The Book of Random

Nasty F®@$t¥ The Ho-Bag

   We all know of Frosty the ding-dangin Snowman, but do you know his sister? His sister makes money, rubbin her booty with honey. She smears it all good on the men in the hood. She gives blow jobs to ®ud0l¶h, and hand jobs to $@πt@, and she even drops booty on her brother F®0$t¥!! She's "F®@$t¥ The Ho-Bag, she's a horny, lust filled soul. With a corn cob dildo, and no buttons on her clothes, and two eyes that just scream 'Ho!'. F®@$t¥ The Ho-Bag, is a bottle of ale they say! She's a big ass Ho, even the children know, cause she fucks them every day!". That's the song we all know, given to F®@$t¥ The Ho-Bag. and she earned it, pretty damn well. She's been known to fuck everything she can get her hand on, she almost got a hold of me one time! She's fucked the Christmas trees, she's fucked the squirrels in the forest. She's fucked all kinds of people, even the poorest!! She's fucked for free, she's fucked for money, she's fucked for food and she's fucked to resupply her honey! She's fucked up, she's fucked down, she's fucked all around. She's fucked the sky she's fucked the ground, she's fucked the ocean, she's fucked a fire. She died after fucking the fire cause she's made of snow. She basically died in the middle of having sex with fire, and orgasming. So she sex-suicided. Damn she's so cool, she died in the coolest way possible... I feel bad now... Just kidding. She's damn F®@$t¥ Ho-Bag, fuck that bitch.