"Who the heck are you?"A snippy voice that could only belong to Quinn Fabray demanded. Alice rolled her olive eyes as she strutted-yes, strutted-into the gym where the Cheerios were currently practicing.
"The new Cheerio." Alice retorted.
"You gotta be kidding me!" Santana cried in shock.
"Nope!" Alice replied, kind of enjoying their obvious surprise.
"Yay! You must be really special." Brittany cheered.
"No! No me gusta! Por que iba a Sue hacer esto?" Santana yelled in Spanish.
"Chill, Satan." Kurt, proclaimed captain of the Cheerios, rolled his eyes at the drama. "Cut the drama. We deal with enough of it already. If Sue added Royal to the Cheerios she has good reason."
"Your name is Royal?" Quinn demanded.
"Yup. Alice Royal, newest Cheerio, best dancer, and the Warbler Captain's girlfriend." Alice declared with a prideful smirk. "Stick that in your pipe and smoke it." She paused for a moment. "Although Britt could rival my skill. I hear she's a bit of a Twinkle Toes."
"I like her." Brittany announced with a smile, walking over and hugging Alice. "I think she could be a unicorn."
"Say what now?" Alice demanded, giving the other blonde a raised eyebrow.
"That's Britt's term for a good person." Kurt explained. "You may have moves, Queen, but you have a lot to prove."
"Yes sir, Porcelain." Alice retorted with an eye roll. "I still don't like you." She informed him.
"Oh, Queen," Kurt sighed with a headshake and a smirk. "The feeling is mutual. After all, you reek of Warbler."
"Says the ex-bird." Alice snarked back, examining her nails. Kurt shot her a glare. "Are we gonna do this or what?"
ITC
"How'd it go, babe?" Sebastian asked in her ear as Alice flopped down on her bed.
"I'm about to die." Alice moaned.
"It can't have been that bad." Sebastian reasoned.
"You sent me to my death." Alice accused in a groan.
"Don't you think you're being over-dramatic?" Sebastian demanded.
"I'm always over-dramatic, darling." Alice reminded him through the phone. "I'll be dead by morning, you'll have to plan my funeral. Tell the police it was Sue Sylvester at William McKinley High School. Cause of death: Overuse of cartwheels and front flips."
"Wait, since when can you front flip?" Sebastian demanded from his bunk at Dalton.
"Since today. Sue better sleep with both eyes open." Alice growled. "I've never been so sore in my life."
"Sorer than when you thought you could try out boxing and challenged Jeff to a full on match?" Sebastian asked.
"Much, much sorer." Alice agreed. Sebastian whistled.
"She really worked you hard didn't she?"
"Uh-huh. Better tell me you love me. It might be the last chance you get, because I could be dead by morning." Alice informed him, rotating one of her ankles.
"I love you. Did anything else happen at practice today?" Sebastian asked with a smile.
"I'm now the Warbler Queen." She confessed. "Warbler because I'm dating the captain of the Warblers, and Queen for both that reason and the fact that my last name is Royal."
"Warbler Queen." Sebastian mused.
"Or just Queen for short." Alice added.
"Alice Royal, the Warbler Queen." Sebastian said, enjoying the way the nickname rolled off his tongue. "I like it. My Queen."
"Happy to know you approve. Sue enforced her 'integrate the Queen into the Trinity and Porcelain circle.' We are now Their Hignnesses and the Unholy Trinity." Alice continued.
"How did Hummel and the Demon Girls feel about that?"
"Oh, they were so thrilled." Alice drawled. "We made plans to go shopping and paint each other's nails and talk about boys."
"Har har." Sebastian snorted. "Not very believable, cheri."
"I know, the shopping and nail painting is not at all like me." Alice teased. "The cute boys however..." Sebastian growled. "Speaking of which.."
"I better be the only boy you look twice at." Sebastian retorted with a growl.
"You are, my chanteur." Alice promised with a smile. "I wish I could see your face. I bet Jealous Sebastian is a hot Sebastian."
"I'm always hot." Sebastian countered, smiling.
"A hothead maybe." Alice snorted.
"You wound me."
"Someone has to deflate that big head of yours, and detoxify the air from your ego."
"That's it. You're on punishment."
"You can't punish me!"
"Wanna bet?"
"How are you supposed to punish me? I'm in Lima and you're two hours away in Westerville!"
"Like this. Your punishment is no kisses the next time we see each other. Skype-ing doesn't count.The next time we see each other face to face you get no kisses."
"That sounds like a punishment on both ends, chanteur."
"I'll deal."
"I give you three minutes before you cave. You like kissing me too much."
"What? You don't like kissing me?"
"I love kissing you. You've got great skill and...great! Now that's all I can think about."
"Ha!"
"I am in misery...there ain't nobody that can comfort me...why won't you answer me? The silence is slowly killing me.."
"You did this to yourself Queen."
"If I apologized do I get my kisses?"
"Nope. You're in this for the long haul."
"Gah!"
"Goodnight, dear."
"Goodnight." Sebastian snickered at his girlfriend's grumpy tone, then rolled over and fell asleep.
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His Alice, Her Sebastian
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