One day when he was slaughtering the cows he had bred, he realized he didn't know who his parents were. His mother was the sizzling lava pool in the Nether, but...
"Who is my dad?" he asked. He sat down on a cobblestone block and started to think, then he saw his friend Choco the Chocobo building a massive machine way up in the sky. "I'll go ask him."

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Are You My Dad? - A Picture Book from Hell
FanfictionWill Preston the lava mob be able to find his dad? Follow him on his exciting, crack-filled journey in this pitifully constructed picture book. Based very loosely on the book "Are You My Mother?" by P. D. Eastman.