"Lachlan, are you my dad?" he asked the humanoid, who stared at him for a few seconds and kept on walking. "Lachlan! Are you my dad?"
"I dunno."
"Whaddaya mean you don't know?!? Are you my fudging dad?!?" He tackled the blonde to the ground and held his fists up to his face, and Lachlan quickly shook his head.
"Why the hell would I be your dad? You don't even like Chipotle that much." He got up and brushed himself off and walked away. That's when Preston saw Vik walking toward him.
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Are You My Dad? - A Picture Book from Hell
FanfictionWill Preston the lava mob be able to find his dad? Follow him on his exciting, crack-filled journey in this pitifully constructed picture book. Based very loosely on the book "Are You My Mother?" by P. D. Eastman.
