Preston ran to Mitch's house and found him wrestling Jerome on the bed upstairs. They stopped and stared at him when he opened the door, and the Bacca started cussing under his breath.
"Mitch, are you my dad?"
"What?"
"Are you my dad? You always give me a million torches so I thought-"
"P, get the fuck out of our house."
"Are you my dad?'
"Goddammit, P! Get the fuck out!" the Bacca yelled. So Preston jumped out the window and started walking away. Who else could be his dad?
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Are You My Dad? - A Picture Book from Hell
FanfictionWill Preston the lava mob be able to find his dad? Follow him on his exciting, crack-filled journey in this pitifully constructed picture book. Based very loosely on the book "Are You My Mother?" by P. D. Eastman.
