I got a couple comments saying I should continue so I am! Yay! Fun!
Ok. Moving on. I was also thinking of writing a collection of short stories, just to give the world a taste of my writing before writing a whole story. Think you'll check it out? Cuz a story is no story without an audience is it? Anyway, as a test to see who actually reads these things. Here's what I want you to do, make some sort of saying somehow related to bamboo poles and a banana leaf.... eh i dont know. I'll stop rambling now enjoy the joke!
"My grandpa's house is literally four bamboo poles and a banana leaf."
~Nive
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Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."
