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Funny Man's POV
I put in my in ear monitor.
"Ready?" Charlie put his hand on my shoulder
"Yeah." I smiled slightly
Sometimes, Charlie is the only on who can make me smile. Just a bit.
War Child started to play. We all ran on stage
"I like to get my fucking fade on
I'm feeling sexy, I'm like "ooh"
Then haters try to get they hate on
But I'm too sexy, I'm like "ooh"" Danny sang
"Up in the club like, "What's up?"
Got a little money, I'mma run amuck
Dudes look at me like, "He's drunk"
Girls look at me look at me like, "That's what's up"
Girl, you a dime, I'm a diamond
I'm digging that ass like I'm mining
Dime sack hidden in my beat-up Chucks
Watch my back as I roll this blunt" Charlie sang
" I like my women all shapes and size
Big ol' booty make my eyes grow wide
She like big dick and she cannot lie
Sir Dicks-a-Lot, now I'm yours for the night
I'm a six-inch, sipping on some Bubbly bubbly
And she lick, lick, licking on my chubby, lovely
You know this chick is a Funny's honey
She work that ass for the Funny money" I sang
The songs we played were; Everywhere I Go, Black Dahlia, Lion, Let Go, Party By Myself, Young and We Are.
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We all sat in the lounge room.
"So Charlie, did you get any girls last night." I smirked at Charlie
"Hell yeah, man!" He fist pumped me
"Nice."I chuckled "How much?"
"Two." He smirked
"Nice!"
"We gotta go to the meet and greet." J-Dog stood up
Everyone nodded
Charlie finished his beer and we left
We all went to the meet and greet area. We all met fans and signed albums, posters shit like that.
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"Come on Dylan. get the fuck outta bed!" Charlie yelled
"No!" I groaned
Charlie sighed loudly "You asked for it." I heard him start to walk over to my bunk. He ripped open my bunk. I quickly put my arms under my blanket.
"Hi." I said innocently
"Get out of bed." He scowled
"No."
"Do you want me to rip that blanket off you?" He put is hands on my blanket
"No." I shook my head
"Then get the fuck up!" He walked away
"Okay." I sat up a bit
I closed my bunk curtain. I then, grabbed my hoodie from under my pillow and put it on. I got out of my bunk and went to sit in the lounge room with Charlie. He had a can of Budweiser in his hand.
He looked at me and raised an eyebrow
"What?" I asked
"It's hot as hell outside."
"So?"
"You're wearing a hoodie."
I rolled my eyes
"You should take it off."
"No." I laid back
Charlie shrugged and got up "Well, you're going to die by the end of the day." He chuckled and walked away
Good.
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The Mask Of Pain || Funny Man/Dylan Alvarez || Hollywood Undead || Fanfic ||
FanfictionDylan Alvarez better known for his stage name Funny Man, has been abused by his father all his childhood years. He hides all the pain behind a mask. a black mask. He always were's a hoodie to cover the cuts. None of his band mates or fans expect a t...
