Dear Diary,
Today I was walking to Iceland's house with China. As we were about to get on the porch, a random man threw a snowball at China and I. He then told China a very hurtful song. 'Ching, Chong, Bring it on, you are Asian and that's wrong.' I walked up to the man, got his ear, and pulled it all the way to the dumpster where I picked him up, and threw him on top of dirty licorice. I came back to see China looking happy, yet horrified at the same time. Iceland let us in and as soon as we came in, Denmark came in front of us and asked China, 'Are you a man, or a chick?'. China then proceeded to take out a small lighter and told him to 'go play with your legos, child'. China then burned Denmark's prized golden lego as he was on his knees crying. Iceland and I, only did the most sensible thing to do at the time; that is, we laughed until we cried like Denmark because of the pain.
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Norway's Diary
RandomI have decided to get a new diary. THIS time it has a lock....so that good for nothing snoopy Dane can't get into it! I also gave Iceland (@APHetalia_Iceland) one....but I don't think he likes it very much....
