Dear Diary,
I apparently need to exhale when smoking a cigar. Tell my friends, I am going to a better place, where I'll be happier...because I won't see their shut faces again. No, just kidding! I'm fine, but next time, I'd rather drink bleach.
YOU ARE READING
Norway's Diary
RandomI have decided to get a new diary. THIS time it has a lock....so that good for nothing snoopy Dane can't get into it! I also gave Iceland (@APHetalia_Iceland) one....but I don't think he likes it very much....
