Dear Diary,
So a few days back, Mathias told me not to choke him....I mean....I did anyway......what? You can't get mad at me for that! Telling someone to not do something is basically an invitation TO do it! ...Well of course you would still be mad at me! You're a DenNor fan! Anyway, he tried to punch me...which failed....horrible...and then he kissed me! Stop fangirl squealing! Books shouldn't even squeal! So...can I please ship him to Madagascar so he can live with lemurs who sing 'I like to move it, move it'? I mean sure, it would be fun for him but at least he won't destroy what's left of Iceland's innocence!
Or maybe I should trap him in the world of 'Gutters'...
YOU ARE READING
Norway's Diary
RandomI have decided to get a new diary. THIS time it has a lock....so that good for nothing snoopy Dane can't get into it! I also gave Iceland (@APHetalia_Iceland) one....but I don't think he likes it very much....
