Dear Diary,
I just found out that Sealand was bought on Ebay by Sweden. I am secretly dying of laughter in my room. I could have sworn I saw a Price Tag on his hair that said 100$. Iceland came in tackling Denmark in my room because Denmark ate all his licorice. Iceland is not addicted to licorice. Licorice is addicted to him. I saw...something horrible. America and California came in, punching every single middle eastern country in the face. I do not know why. ((*Cough* San Bernardino *Cough*))
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Norway's Diary
RandomI have decided to get a new diary. THIS time it has a lock....so that good for nothing snoopy Dane can't get into it! I also gave Iceland (@APHetalia_Iceland) one....but I don't think he likes it very much....
