Chapper 2 recap: smechaela saved edwa by making $u$1 leave. when gang ran into ashy , smectoria dragged her so hard she left skid marks on the pavement. edwa goes home to call his best friend ravi ross when he gets a caller on the other end. "new phone who dis" edwa asks. "its susi".............
"SUSI HOW did yew evan get my ###" edwa groaned. " I look up yur numba in da ohone book" "Peeple still make phone books??" edwa thot.
" whaddaya want susi"edwa asked.
"wanna nickjr and chill" susi asked
"NO WITH UR FRANKLIN THE TURTLE LOOKING SELF YOU NERRD SUSI I DUNT WANA D8 U"
"BUT EDWA-"
"nO susi"
" edwa.."
"let me say it in Spanish 4 u........no" edwa said
"OMG WHEN HES BILINGUAL (speaks 2 languages)" susi thot
"buy susi" edwa said and hung up the fone. he was getting tired of susi and her fewlishness. he wuz tired he went to sleep.
edwa dreem: edwa was at school. greasy was walkin down da hall. "Hey you tell ur lil fwiends to leave ashy alone" greasy then swang at edwa. bc edwa is liek 5 feet tall he kicked greasy where the sun don't shine and ran. greasy then blew up. edwa was proud of himself. he is such a g. edwa so dank. #getrekt.. sundanly money started raining and girls starting crowding around edwa. "darn it feels to be a zieba" edwa said.
then he woke up lol
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edwa & susi
Teen Fictionwill edwa date susi b4 he's 16 or will he wait!!!! edwa cont d8 till hez is @ the apropriat age.. will he fall in luv wit susi?!?! find out h3re WARNING: this book may cause you die of laughter or lower your iq a/n this is totally a joke btw. dont t...
