Throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.
Throwing handles at people who need to get a grip.
Throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill.
Throwing scissors at people who need to cut it out.
Throwing clocks at people who need to get with the times.
Throwing matches at people who need to get fired up.
Throwing bricks at people
To kill them.
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Comebacks/jokes/funny stuff
HumorThis book is full of comebacks, jokes and just funny sayings and things like that.... If you take offence easily then do NOT read it Updates a few times a week mendesirishmuffin x
