Me: ''Can I go to the bathroom?''
Teacher : ''And what are you going to do in there?''
Me : '' SLAY A GOD DAMN DRAGON BITCH, WHAT ELSE?!?!?!!?!''

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comebacks for weridos BK 2
Humorbook 2 is here baby!! if you like bk 1 this is the sequel so get ready for some sick awesome straight forward comebacks that'll leave you laughing for hours!!!!
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Me: ''Can I go to the bathroom?''
Teacher : ''And what are you going to do in there?''
Me : '' SLAY A GOD DAMN DRAGON BITCH, WHAT ELSE?!?!?!!?!''