Plane Journeys {A Joe Sugg Fan Fiction}

#Ask Jaspar//Joe

"So it's now Sunday and we are leaving for VidCon very early tomorrow morning and it is currently 11:00 am," I said explaining to my viewers what was happening and why I was stressed, actually I would say stressed is an understatement, I am going slightly insane. I have not packed, I can't find my passport, I have no clue how I am going to get to Heathrow tomorrow and I haven't filmed for tonight so yes I would say stressed is definitely and under statement. "Okay seen as I am rushing around to get packed, I shouldn't really be vlogging and it wasn't the best idea I have had but oh well!" I said, desperately pulling my boxers from my draw and shoving them in the front pocket,which was very hard to do one handed may I add, "right I really need to put my camera away, see you when I am less stressed," I said laughing at how unorganised I was before shutting off my camera.

After about a hour I was all packed and ready for tomorrow, I had my clothes out hung over my office chair ready for me to slip on in the morning and my passport (which I found in my bathroom cupboard for some odd reason) was on my desk along with my wallet, phone and boarding pass. "CASPAR!" I shout from my room, being too lazy to go upstairs " WHAT?" He shouts back at me, "How are we getting to Heathrow exactly?" I ask so I would not feel as anxious and stressed, to be honest Caspar would probably be the last person you would ask because he doesn't have any common sense and wouldn't have even given it a thought but he obviously had. "Tanya and Jim are coming to pick us up when we are ready!'" He half shouts, half speaks from upstairs "Thanks mate!" I shout back, good one les thing to worry about!

I grabbed my lights from next to my wardrobe and placed them in their usual positions. I also grabbed my tripod, camera and mic. 20 minutes later I had all my equipment ready and prepared, all my questions ( I was doing an #AskJaspar) and all I was missing was Caspar. "COME ON!" I sat their before I heard the flush of the toilet and the feet of a rather large human coming towards my bed from by bathroom "Thanks for stinking my bathroom out you dick !" I said slapping Caspar behind his head "Sorry!" Caspar put his hands up in surrender "Come on let's hurry up and  get this video done!"

"Hello guys today I am joined with," I paused. "Are you still C Dog?" I asked Caspar remembering our last collab "Nope just Caspar Lee," I laughed "Okay so today I am joined with the plain,old normal Caspar Lee and for you lovely lot we are going to do a Q&A, because you love them!" I said turning to Caspar "Okay, if you had to kill Emma Lee or me who would you kill?" Caspar thought about his decision carefully before answering "I would kill Joe because I couldn't kill my own daughter that is abuse!" I sat their speechless," but if you killed me you would be a murder and Emma Lee would get taken away from you anyway !" "SHUT UP JOE AND YOUR CLEVERNESS!" I laughed at what he said, I wasn't smart I was just smarter then Caspar that's all! "Anyway next question, Who did you take to prom?" I sat there trying to remember what actually happened at my prom "I actually didn't go with a girl I went with a group of mates, what about you Caspar?" "I actually didn't have prom I just a had a night club celebration thing," We carried on filming for a good couple of hours just because we were having so much and kind of lost track of time. That is going to be one hell of a video to edit !

After filming I went upstairs with my laptop ready to start editing when I saw Josh and Oli sitting on my sofa, "Um... Hi people that didn't knock!" I said bluntly making them jump "we did knock but then we heard laughing so we thought you were filming so we just let ourselves in." Oli explained "but that is actually counted as breaking and entering!" I stated quite proud of myself with my quick come back "Not if you have the key which the owners of the flat gave to you," Josh said butting into our conversation. "This wasn't involving you Josh!" I yelled back at him, annoyed at him for disturbing my moment. I then jumped onto the sofa and turned on the Tv, like normal friends was on Comedy Central. "Do you guys want to go to Nandos?" Oli asked "Can we just get a takeaway like Chinese or something? " I had only just got comfortable and really couldn't be bothered to move.As soon as the word 'takeaway' appeared Caspar's ears pricked up. "PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA!""He screamed like a little kid jumping up and down. "FINE!" Oli breathed giving up without even trying , he would never win an argument with Caspar especially if it was about pizza. "YES!" Caspar shouted once again jumping up and down.

A couple hours past and the pizza had been eaten, the film had finished and we were all just sitting around on the sofa going through Twitter, stalking fan accounts and liking some pictures and watching them react which is very funny to see. I closed my phone before turning my head to look at the clock on my wall, I know I had my phone in my hand but reading the clock was like my challenge for the day. It was 10:00pm I might as well not sleep because when we arrive in America it will be night time so we can sleep then and not get that bad jet lag. I decided to go downstairs and edit my video for next Sunday because I don't want to be stay in my hotel room all holiday while I could be having fun and meeting fans. I was so excited not just because it's VidCon but also because it was Oli and Josh's first time coming with us and I can't wait to see them meeting with all the fans ! Even Josh has a couple of Meet And Greets which are already sold out, I am actually so proud of him !

It took me another 4 hours to edit because my crap editing software decided to break down and freeze, it just decided to shut down and all my video (which I was very close to finishing) was all deleted. So it's currently 2 am and the boys were all asleep. At least jet lag won't be that bad for me! I decided to whip my camera out and wake up the boys in a Classic Suggy way, after all it was the start of the holiday. I wondered upstairs with my air horn and lots of cream. I placed a mountain of cream onto Josh's hand and then Oli's and lastly Casapr's, I pushed down the stick towards the can of air creating an squeaky noise resulting in out neighbours now hating us and the boys waking up. As they woke they all went to cover their ears because I was still holding down the nozzle down but as they did they covered themselves in cream. I let go of nozzle and was left cry laughing at the state the boys were in, all still half asleep and not quite transferred what had happened "We will get you back." Caspar half whispered "I would love to see you try!" I stuttered in between laughs. I can't wait for this holiday!