Yeah, We Know We're Special! (Akatsuki Fanficion) DISCONTINUED

Chapter Four: The Birthday Party Part Two

Eliza's POV

She was right, her cousins and her aunts and her uncles and her other annoying family members did come over. I quickly had to hide the poor cats from the evil, chubby, and pesky fingers of Nichole's cousins. Jashin kill me now or MAKE HER FAMILY LEAVE - PLEASE!

My sweat dropped as I was pulled into an embrace from Darvis, Nichole's newest addition to her family. "How are you?" He cooed in my ear, hugging me just because he knew I hated hugs. The prick.

"Let me go before you loose some very important organs," I growled, glaring at him with the intensity that rivaled Madara Uchiha's. Yeah bitches, I rival his eyes!

Darvis just chuckled and pulled me closer, "Someone's got a cru-shh!" Okay, he's losing some teeth!

"Why you-"

"Don't curse! Darvis, let poor Eliza go before she castrates you and Helena has to get married again!" Nichole yelled, smacking Darvis and I on the back of our heads, making our heads collide.

"OW! Lil Bitch, don't tell me what to do!" I hissed, shoving Darvis away from me with disgust. Damn pedophile.

"Who did you just call a bitch?" Nichole snapped, her eyes narrowing.

"Who else would I be talking to?" I retorted, getting in her face.

She gave me a ditsy smile that I cringed back from, afraid of what she would say. Only Jashin knows what goes on in her mind. "But 'Liza-chan, I'm the Queen!" Her cuteness left and a ball of purple and black fire engulfed her, it made my sweat drop, "Now bow before I kill you!" She went back to cute, "Please?"

I let my eye twitch and I just walked away, shaking my head at her antics. "I'll bow when I'm bleeding to death and don't have the strength to stand, Nichole." I blew over my shoulder, making her eyes turn white and her jaw drop.

I snorted as she yelled, "Jerk!"

Making sure no one else saw me, I ducked into the spare bedroom, the place where I had hid the kittens. As soon as I walked in I was surrounded by kitten chaos. The sheets to the bed were ripped, the door had millions of scratches on it, fur of every color was passed around the room in small balls, and many fights were broke out over the kittens.

The yellow one seemed to be happy with clawing the crap out of the midnight blue colored cat, the red cat seemed to be trying to get the yellow one off of the blue, while the white and the brown one were fighting, the black and white one seemed to be hissing at either itself or the other blue one, and that just left the purple, black, and orange one to be neatly watching from the ripped sheets on top of the bed.

Glaring at the stupid Fur Balls, I kicked the yellow one off of the midnight blue one, then I cuddled that one in my arms, the kitten purred and snuggled into me. I looked to the other fighting ones and picked up the black and white one giving it a curious look, then put it on my shoulder, looking at the white and brown, I decided that the brown would kill the white, so I picked up the white one. I dumped the cats I had picked up on the bed near the calm ones then turned to the furious cats on the floor.

"Look here, shit balls," I plopped myself on the floor in front of the bed, making it so that I was comfortable. "Nichole may love you and all, but with behavior like this, her dad will make her send you to the pound, to be killed. I suggest cleaning up your act or dying. Your choice." I stated this in a calm and slightly annoyed tone.

The tone caused the long haired, yellow kitten to hiss at me. Tilting my head with a sinister glare, I frowned and then shrugged. I got up and walked over to the cat who was against the wall, it hissed again and bared it's claws.