Yeah, We Know We're Special! (Akatsuki Fanficion) DISCONTINUED

Chapter Eight: Japanese Speaking People Say WHAT?!

Eliza's POV

I stared a little more before my mind clicked with something, as if no just realising the situation and I dropped. My eyes rolled in the back of my head and I let my body fall to the floor in shock. Yup, I fainted. But of course I did it in the coolest fashion available to save my reputation, because I'm badass like that.

(Person Out of Order. Please Switch POV.)

Tobi's POV

I watched, slightly stunned, as the girl who was in an almost defensive stance suddenly just fell down and was out cold on the floor at my feet. I didn't say anything. I honestly felt quite awkward. My first kiss and I end up being naked with the girl and then she just... drops.

...

I wonder if I accidentally killed her? It would be a shame; she was pretty.

"What the fuck?!" Deidara finally yelled, breaking the silence. I had forgotten he was there.

Deciding that my face was not covered as I didn't feel the familiar strap tight around my head, I covered my face. "Ahh! Tobi's naked! Ah! Someone help Tobi! Deidara-sempai won't stop looking at me! He's going to rape me!" I yelled in my ridiculous voice and watched, amused, as Deidara's head lowered and he let out a growl.

I giggled, setting the blond off and in pursuit of my head; not that he would ever get it. "Come here you stupid fucking idiot!" I took off only to trip over a body I hadn't seen before. I looked at the girl with brown hair sprawled on the floor and was glad to have been thought of as an idiot; I had forgotten about her while dealing with my stare down.

I noticed that Deidara was about to hit me and moved the girl in front of me. "Don't hit the pretty woman!"

"Then move the girl and fight like a man, dammit!"

I sniffed, letting fake tears well up in my eyes; I really need my mask, this is stupid, I feel stupider without it. "Sempai ~sniff~ that was so mean! Tobi is a BOY!"

A light blush coated his cheeks as he stupidly looked at my naked body, I felt my eye twitch and bluntly pointed out the fact that my Sempai was a pervert and a bad boy for looking at my naked body.

His blush darkened and I decided to pass on the sleeping woman to him. He gave me a look as he stared at the girl his face scrunching up as he tried to think of something to do with her. I thought of the several men, other than of the Akatsuki, that had come to the house and ran to the room that I suspected to be the brown headed girl's elder brother or father. Upon opening the door I found that it was the bathroom and that it was... well... occupied.

My eyebrow twitched in annoyance at the scene and I closed the door while squealing, "Sorry!"

I stood outside the bathroom, trying to get the horrid image I had just seen out of my head. I shook my head and looked to the side as I heard a door open and saw Yahiko or Pein or, for a better laugh, Leader, exit the brown haired girl's room wearing boxers of his own. Konan exited soon after, her body fully clothed. It would have been a sight to see her naked, but oh well, it was not important. Right now, clothes and a new mask was on my top list.

"WHO THE FUCKING HELL WAS THAT?!" Hidan yelled, reminding me that I hadn't moved from in front of the bathroom.

"Shut up, Hidan," Kakuzu stated from inside the bathroom.

Yeah, it had been the Immortal Duo, as Kisame had liked to say, in the bathroom. I thought they hated each other but whatever, didn't matter to me. As long as they did there work, they could do whatever they wanted.