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Chapter Seven: Youtube Challenges Gone... Wrong?

Eliza's POV

"Stir-stir-stir the rice... So it doesn't stick to the bottom." I sang as I stirred the rice on the stove. Ah, cannibalism songs always cheer me up after having to listen to the shitiness that is reality TV. Nichole walked in as I sang and her eye twitched.

"I'm now not hungry, you weird psycho," she muttered, plopping down in a chair to glare at me.

I shrugged. "More for me."

She just stared at me as kittens rushed in the kitchen and mewed loudly. An argument? No, they were just fat asses that wanted food. I glanced at them halfheartedly, silently cooing at Midnight for being so adorable, then glaring at Dick- Err... Sai, for pawing at him. "Hey." Sai's hair stood up as he slowly turned his head to look at me. I made a whizzing sound and stirred the rice harder, imitating a blender.

He got the message and hid behind an annoyed Scorpion. Nichole gasped at me and scooped up Sai. "Eliza! Quit scaring my cats, cute kittens like themselves like to play rough." She giggled when Sai purred and sent me a glare when the knucklehead known as Nichole, wasn't looking.

'Dickless, waste of space...' I internally growled giving the cat a glare. He sent me back a kitty smirk.

My eye twitched and I considered turning on the blender and making a smoothie out of anything yellow and edible. But then my mind went rational and I decided anything yellow and red, but the thing that stopped me was that I remembered I'm supposed to like cats, so I merely shrugged off the idea and scooped the finished rice into a bowl. Feeling like a boss, I smacked the kitten out of her arms as I presented the food to Nichole.

The cat landed with a thud on it's back. "Hm, so it's not a cat, cats are skilled enough to land on their feet. This is just an abused rat," I said jokingly, poking the hissing kitten with my toe. He scratched my toe and it started to bleed. My good mood dissolved and I felt the unending feeling to shank the damn eyesore.

"See, it's what you get when you mess with a kitten and call it a rat," Nichole piped, patting Sai on the head.

Rolling my eyes I turned my attention back to her. "Eat it," I muttered when she used the fork to poke it, as if it would explode. I rolled my eyes when she gave me a suspicious look and took a forkful, "You do it or else I let you starve."

Nichole opened her mouth to speak but I crammed it with rice. Her eyes turned to hearts and she stole the fork from me, pushed me away, and gobbled it down. She chimed, "That was so good! I approve of your cooking!" She added a comical thumbs up, and winked at me.

I sweat dropped and I face-palmed as a sigh escaped my lips. "Nichole, grow up. You would eat my cooking whether you liked it or not, you would burn down the house if you tried to cook."

Nichole scoffed, giving me a look, before she whipped her head to the side to face me and went, "No." Then went back to shoveling down her food.

'Salad for me it is,' I thought sadly, wanting to also have some Chicken Fried Rice, but oh well. 'Better not let her lettuce go to waste.'

Sighing, I walked over to the fridge, picking up a knife as I did so. I noticed it had something dark that was dried to it, maybe rust? I ran it under the water and decided it clean, it wasn't the cleanest but shrugged it off, all I was going to do was cut lettuce. Opening the stainless steel door I squatted down and opened the bottom drawer to unwrap my tasty dinner from it's plastic restraints and cut it up.

Mmm... Lettuce... So damn refreshing.

I set the unwrapped lettuce head on the cutting board from under the sink and began my assault on it with a knife, pretending it was Sai. 'Hehehehe, stupid dickless little eyesore.'