How Dare You

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SO I'M SITTING IN MY ROOM ON TUMBLR AND I HEAR SOME GUY SCREAM, "I AM NOT A MUNDANE!" AND I OPENED MY WINDOW AND SCREAMED, "MY HAIR IS NATURALLY BLONDE!" AND I HEARD A GASP AND THE GUY SCREAMED BACK, "FELLOW NEPHILIM, I AM ON PATROLS!" AND THEN MY PARENTS STARTED YELLING AT ME TO GO TO BED AND I SCREAMED, "MOM, STOP, I'M TALKING TO MY FUTURE HUSBAND!" AND THE KID OUTSIDE SCREAMED, "HOW DARE YOU KEEP US APART LIKE THIS, VALENTINE!"

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A/N: I swear, if this happened to me, I'd marry the guy on the spot

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