Not Today, B*tch

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Person: "You like Newt?"

Person: "Ew, he's so ugly!"

Me: *proceeds to think of fifteen trillion ways to kill that person*

Me: *suddenly remembers that homicide is illegal*

Me: *mentally groans*

Me: *stands up and walks out the room*

Person: "Where are you going?"

Me: "Not today, b*tch. Not today."

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A/N: Fyi, I came up with this one myself. I was inspired by smth I saw on Tumblr

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