lmao i wanna make a random tumblr shit book. should i?
slender-yet-short-dick
someone knocked on the door to the slender mansion. you opened it.
you gasped as you saw who was at the door.
it was the host club from that anime.
slender popped up behind you and tamaki jumped into kyoya's arms screaming
"MOMMY!"
ben i-fucked-you-whilst-you-slept drowned
you awoke from your nap due to a loud crash from ben's room. you ran upstairs to see what was happening.
"CLEAN THIS PLACE UP, YOU BRAT. IF I SEE SO MUCH AS A SPECK OF DIRT, YOU'RE DEAD."
you died.
ticci *dick twitch* toby
guys i know he stutters but just stop telling me bc i'm too lazy to make him stutter
"NO, THESE ARE MY WAFFLES, JEFF!"
"I'M NOT JEFF FOR FUCKS SAKE. NOW GIVE ME THE WAFFLES."
"NEVER."
"BUT THEY'RE SWEET. INEEDTHEMGODDAMMIT."
homo-dick-phobic liu
"is that... PASTA?!"
"Uh. yes?"
"GIVEMETHEPASTAIAMTHETOMATOBOXFAIRYINEEDIT"
"Liu give him the pasta."
jeff the dick
"who are you?" jeff asked.
"you seem like a bastard."
"thanks?"
"so you are spain."
glitchy red
"oHMIGODS IT'S YOU"
"yes. yes. yes it is"
"I LOVE YOU"
"okay but i'm taken by lady so..."
lost silver
"uh. hi?"
"OHMIGODS HOW ARE YOU ALIVE YOU DON'T HAVE ARMS OR LEGS ARE YOU A TITAN I NEED TO EXPERIMENT ON YOU"
silver screamed.
masky
"whoa you're that guy from that anime with that notebook"
"yeah i just killed your mom"
"WHY LIGHT WHY"
hoodie
"hi?"
"why are you wearing a hood"
"why are you like that guy from that anime who can shift"
"bc i'm a titan"
guess who guys guess who's who and should i make a random tumblr shit book?
also, hi, i'm alete, my last name isn't actually oxbow but yeah. i'm the original author's family friend. she gave me her acc since i use wattpad (i warn you that anything i update on my phone won't have capitalization because my phone doesn't auto caps) and yeah. she's super busy w/ life. i'll tell you some shit about me
i'm 15
i have a boyfriend.
my boyfriend is in his sophomore year whereas i'm a freshman.
i'm 5' ;-;
i'm obsessed with AoT/SnK especially junior high lmao (levi's mah bitch)
uh i have black hair and really dark brown eyes
i'm weird and crazy
i'm a virgin
i'm a leo
i will twist the names into dick jokes
so yeah hi if you have any q's just ask. also i'll update this book and you can request scenarios
i'll do a q of the day
q; if you could change your name, what would you change it to?
a; i'm pretty goddamn satisfied with alete. (aleh-teh)
also follow me on tumblr @ waddletime kthxbai
--alete oxbow
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