CreepyPasta Boyfriend Scenarios

when your child throws stuff?

each scenario will be like a sentence long because idek what i'm doing with my life sorry

i would do a face reveal if you guys want but idk 

vote here 4 face reveal

okay

quick update before i leave Israel and go back to the USA

might be an update on monday or even tomorrow if i have time

thank you all for sticking with my short ass scenarios <33

request here

[imnh] has been renamed to allen

shoutout to dessydc [is it even dessydc lol] for their comment on

"now that's the type of cannibalism i approve of!"

she commented: okay, no more visits to uncle ej.

Slenderman

Allen was absolutely crazy today, as he was taking random forks and throwing them at poor Slender to the point where Slender's face was covered with red marks where the forks made contact.

BEN Drowned

Lizard angrily chucked her PS4 remote at BEN's head when she lost, knocking BEN out. You video-taped all of it, dying from laughter approximately 2145 times.

Jeff the Killer

Maui was proving to be as strong as Maui from the movie, Moana. He threw a bunch of Jeff's knives at Jeff, who was becoming ever-more graceful as he dodged each knife while screaming like a stereotypical white female when said stereotypical white female sees shoes.

Ticci Toby

Emilia somehow found Toby's hatchets again, and was now throwing them at Toby while crawling around. Toby screeched and ran off, leaving you to deal with Emilia.

Hasky

James was trying to throw the dog at Masky, but Masky wouldn't allow it, causing James to get angry and start chewing on Masky's finger.

Something tells me, the author, that uncle EJ has been visiting too much... [winks inconspicuously at dessydc.]

Moodie

Alamea was still sick, the poor thing, and so far, life was only getting worse for the poor girl. You couldn't believe it when she threw a shoe at Hoodie. You were so overjoyed that your baby girl was actually doing something!

if i killed alamea would you guys get upset

Lost Red

Noah continued to construct plastic hammers from wooden blocks [???] and throw them at Silver, who was screaming consistently and running away from the terror of Noah's mighty hammer. ;^)

Glitchy Silver

Leaf was an absolute handful. Any food that was offered was immediately rejected, and thrown at either you or Red, which was a shock because you and Red both loved food. Red had to constantly duck, since a majority of the food was hot. You shielded yourself with an umbrella. :^)

Eyeless Jack

Zander was beginning to get more lively. One day, he hacked into the fridge and took out a jar of kidneys. He somehow opened the jar and began throwing human kidneys everywhere, making you vomit. Odd, since you've been married to the kidney eater for a while now. Maybe it was the fact that your son was just throwing them around like balls.