CreepyPasta Boyfriend Scenarios

life with ya new bab

hello yes i need ideas for future scenarios, so please comment.

also i apologize, this will be short since [see above] i ran out of ideas

i was originally gonna do bring a boy home but then realized some of you gave birth to males [fuqn malez ruinin it [jkjk im not sexist [ or am i?!]]]

okay sorry again for it being short

shoutout goes to that allison person who made me do the Harambe

would you like harambe to stay ?

Slenderman

You don't think Slender can successfully handle the idea of your little [Insert male name here] growing up. [Insert male name here [IMNH for short]], however, was growing up rapidly and discovering things everywhere.

At the age of three months, he had said his first word, which was "Fuck" thanks to BENjamin and Jeffery.

BEN Drowned

Ben absolutely loved Lizard. With all his heart. At the age of 3 months, Lizard and BEN were already playing Tekken 7, and BEN, shockingly enough, let Lizard win everytime. The smol bab was extremely elated whenever she beat BEN as Hwoarang.

BEN, however, spent each night praying that Lizard would remain three months old, so that he wouldn'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A BOY BREAKING HER HEART. Yeeeaaaaaah.

Jeff the Killer

Maui was a little bundle of joy for you two. He did end up becoming the spitting image of Jeff before Jeff 'became sexy', with light brown hair and pale blue eyes. Jeff adamantly DECLINED doing any form of killing, nor did he swear.

Which is why Jeff blew a gasket when BEN 'accidentally' said "HAHA FUCK YOU LOSER" when Maui was fiddling with his toys nearby.

RIP BEN DROWNED, 19XX-2016.

Ticci Toby

Toby loved Emilia so much that it made your heart melt. You would constantly catch Toby trying to feed your daughter waffles and pancakes, forgetting that Emilia didn't have teeth yet. Heck, Toby even tried to feed the girl a waffle-pancake smoothie.

Toby was petrified when Emilia found one of his hatchets and began swinging it around. She nearly beheaded you, before Toby caught her and took the hatchet from Emilia's grasp. Emilia, of course, began crying.

Toby swore to stow away his hatchets until Emilia was twenty years old!

Masky

James was a mess. He was constantly eating everything and by everything, I mean EVERYTHING. He tried to eat your dog. At that point, Masky literally muzzled the baby.

You both hoped that he wouldn't be such a mess when he got older.

"NO ASIANS IN MY HOUSE!" Masky declared.

Hoodie [< realized i was spelling his name wrong]

Alamea, poor little Alamea. A few weeks after your precious daughter was born, she had gotten very ill. So ill she had to be placed in the hospital. You and Hoodie were constantly at the hospital, worrying over your daughter.

You both prayed and prayed that she'd be given the chance to grow up. 

Lost Silver

Silver gushed at the fact that Noah was a natural craftsman. At the age of two months, he made his own rattle. So, naturally, the name Noah was a perfect match for your little blacksmith.

Silver didn't want Noah to grow up. He loved Noah so much that the aspect of growing up pretty much killed him. [does anyone get that reference]

Glitchy Red

Leaf was more of a daddy's girl to be honest. She and Red had gotten so close over the few weeks she'd been alive. Whenever you held Leaf, she would cry and cry, but the second Red took her, she'd begin babbling and smiling. It made you very jealous. You just hoped she'd grow out of it, whereas Red wanted her to stay young forever.

Eyeless Jack

Zander wasn't a very lively baby. He would sleep a majority of the day, until he woke up, crying because he was hungry. Then, when either you breastfed him or EJ bottlefed him, he would go back to sleep. Much like a beagle.

EJ was kinda bored of the child, whereas you just wanted him to grow up so he'd be more lively.

Harambe

Jane was swinging from vines since day three. Harambe was so happy about this, that he also swung  from vines with you on his back. The three of you soon were known as the Tarzan familia.