Slenderman
"When life gives you lemons, you gotta make some lemon pie and carry o-o-o-o-on," Slender sang.
"Slender those aren't the words."
He passed out. Just like that.
Shrug.
Ben Drowned
"I CAAAN'T LIVE, IF LIVIN IS WITHOUT YOU-" Ben screeched.
"JESUS CHRIST BENJAMIN ISUCKDICKFORALIVING, YOU CANNOT SING."
Ben fell silent.
Then commenced the screaming.
"WATER IS POURING OUT OF MY EYES AND ITS TOUCHING ME AND I HATE WATER." Ben screamed.
You facepalmed.
Ticci Toby
"Sh-sh-sh-shake it off, shake i-it off," Toby sang. His stuttering made it sound like the demonic version.
"Toby, darling, you sound beautiful but you also sound like Satan on crack," you confessed.
Toby looked at you blankly. "Isn't that the point of Taylor Swift?"
You laughed while facepalming.
Jeff the Killer
Jeff was twerking in the living room of your flat.
"I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE. YOU OTHA BROTHAZ CAN'T DENY. DEEDAADELALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALA." Jeff squawked off key.
You fake gagged only to really vomit all over him.
"Y/N. YOU ARE RUINING MY MOJO LIKE AN EDGY GIRL SCREAMS IT'S NOT A PHASE. UGH." He flipped his black hair and stormed off.
"...teenager," you muttered.
Maskerryrueueue
<I aced the spelling bee guys>
Masky was shaking his butt to the song. "I'M NOT AFRAIAIAID TO TAKE A SHOT LOOLADEDADOOOO ERRYBODYYYY MOVE YAR BODDDDYYYY YE. BACKSTREET BOYS, ROCK THAT BODY RIIIIGHT."
"What were you even trying to sing, Masky?" you asked.
"Uhhhhhh. Backstreet Eminem."
Hoodyodeleyyodeleyyodeleyheehoooooo
Hoody sung badly off key. "I FEEL IT IN MY BONES. ENOUGH TO MAKE Y/N MOAN. WELCOME TO THE CUMAGE. TO THE CUMAGE."
"Hoody those aren't even the words."
"They're the words now."
Lost Silver
"GUESS it's trUE I'M NOT good at A oNE NIGHT STAAAAAAAAAND." Silver jammed out while making pancakes.
"You're right, you really aren't." You commented.
Silver looked at you with wide eyes full of hurt.
"Because you're only good at it with me!!!" You exclaimed, trying to cheer him up.
Glitchy Red
"I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BAAAAAAALLLLLLL. I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LO--"
"RED. WHY ARE YOU NAKED AND RIDING A WRECKING BALL JESUS CHRIST GAAAAAAH MY EYES."
Long story short, you passed out from a nosebleed.
:^)
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