Wedding Woes( a grivia fanfiction)

Wedding Plans

Soooooo...the fourth chapter is here! Sorry for the delay!!!!
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Chapter 4:Wedding Plans

"No Natsu! Im not going to wear a red tuxedo at the
aisle!" Gray shouted.

"Ugh. I always knew you were a bore underwear jerk!" Natsu hollered.

Gray was about to continue the argument when Lucy said " We have prepared the list of guests!!! Dont worry Gray....its small and compact...just as you wanted" and she handed him a folded piece of paper. Gray sighed...contented that atleast Lucy did not plan to call the King and Queen of Magnolia at his wedding.

But his heart almost stopped pumping blood when the list opened and a trail of paper hit the floor.

"Holy shit!" he clutched his chest. 'You have called three fourth of Magnolia!!!!!!!"

"PROBLEM?!!" Erza towered over him, only to leave him scurrying to the corner muttering apologies.

"What shall be the wedding theme?" someone asked.

"Flouroscent green!"

"Pink!"

" Thats not manly!"

"Shut up Elfman!"

"Black!"

"Yellow!"

"Neon Orange!"

Gray flinched on hearing the suggestions and swore that he was definitely going to turn blind at the end of his wedding.Gray was about to freeze everyone to death when Juvia shouted " JUVIA WANTS FROSTY BLUE AND WHITE AND THAT IS FINAL!!!!"

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Juvia's outburst surely had an effect as Lucy immediately wrote down the theme on a piece of paper.

Gray started to say "Yeah...and we want some crystal balls --" but was sadly cut off immediately.

"Should we put some stone statues?!" Evergreen asked.

"Make it more manly!!!" Elfman declared.

"Some pretty flowers all around!!" said Lucy.

" I KNOW!!" Natsu shouted," Lets have....A GHOSTHOUSE!!"

The group huddled around a table and discussed, eagerly throwing ridiculous plans.

Gray and Juvia stood nearby, stupefied at the turn of events.

"A SWORD COMBAT!!!" Erza's voice came from the same group.

Gray groaned and buried his face in Juvia's shoulder and grumbled, " Why dont we just run away and get married, Juvia? Lets elope!!!"

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Juvia and Gray lived rather peacefully and happily together. Otherwise the wedding pressure was building up on his head. His ridiculous guild mates were planning ridiculous things, to make Gray and the wedding , an object of ridicule for the next thousand ridiculous decades.He had frequent headaches and sometimes felt like crushing Natsu to pieces(just to release his stress...no hard feelings...)

EVERY FUCKING THING IN THIS WORLD WAS RIDICULOUS!!!!

Slowly as the days passed, he infused the thoughts in his guildmate's mind that he wanted a proper elegant wedding without stone statues, and wrestling, and strawberry cake eating competition and something more manly and ghost house and flying elephants.