Rants and Other Shit

When A Website Requires Your Bio and Fangirls Who Love To Rep

Writing a Bio for a website/app/socialmedia, to me, can result in three ways:
1. An extremely boring/normal wucik thing
2. An over quirky , batshit, essay comprising of facts we do not need to know about you. No seriously, if your besties care about all your celebrity husbands, i don't give two cents.
3.nothing. That's right. The quiteer wrote nothing. But we never know, nothing is better than something. They could end up writing a completely retarded hurricane up there.

I know nothing of social media or being what people like, and maybe its only me, but joining wattpad and having to write that a bio about myself, I actually began to think. I leave you to rate my bio-Be kind.

I write this in the aftermath of a dirty shock i attained after reading some seven year old fan girls profile. Damn. I am still in awe. I think we all come to the age where we realise we can never marry all our celeb crushes. And even if we do the opportunity to, we can only have one. Besides, who says they will love us? Underage, hyper, crazy and obsessed girls like us. I once had dreams where i would marry Joe Jonas back in the age of the Jonas brothers. Man, i used to cry, scream and do anything when i saw his face on tv. I even fanatsized that JB( back then, if u remember that meant Jonas Bros) would come to Nigeria. Nick would take my sister and I would have Joe. " we are month mates, we HAVE to be together" i would say.
Then one day i realized, what the hell would the be doing in stuffy Lagos? They would never even be able to reach my house with the traffic tbh.
That depressed me and i became sad and decided to be mature and my love for the band took a hiatus....and never returned because of their dumbass show Jonas.
I was a free girl.... Till one direction and The Biebs came in on the scene.

At that niave time of my laugh, my profile for any website would have been... Well what i am ranting about.

The point is profiles are frustrating, the bane of my living and i dont hate fan girls. You just need to calm down sometimes.
Shawn Mendes isnt going to marry you.
Niall Horan is probably going to pass you by and go find something better to do.
Chris Brown will probably sleep with you, then leave in the morning like all great wattpads stories go😹.
But i do support you showing love. In a realistic way.

I know my first entry was about fans, and now this again but i am totally a stan myself. Like i am part of the Skeletøn Clique{|-/}.I love Selena Gomez forever. Like they blth could rob a bank and i would overlook it like it was a mere thing.

Have a good time. Keep being sick as frick( tyler joseph reference).

Please vote, comment and share if you like. I aint estimating cause i have no goals and i am just writing this for phone.
Tell me what you think and please all our grammarticians( an unreal word that stands for all u kids who are baddies in grammar) this is unedited and written on an iPhone. I think i try.
Bye.

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Above is some vid of T|Ø|P( 21 pilots) and a picture of my queen.