Group Chat -Ryden-

one hundred (FINAL)

(its fucking time and before we begin this, id like to thank everyone whose stuck around til the end. since this is the last chapter, like i always do, this chapter is written as an actual chapter instead of the group chat format. i love you guys and thank you for everything. also tbh i panicked last minute to make a principal so i made the principal the stand up comedian john mulaney)

it's something unpredictable, but in the end is right

"brendon, sit the fuck down!" ryan yelled from the other side of the stage as brendon stood from his seat in the second row. the actual ceremony was going to happen in about half an hour, so they had the rest of the time to chat to the people on the stage for about twenty minutes before the ceremony. 

"eat my dick, ryan!" brendon called back, taking his cap off and flinging it like a frisbee across the stage. it hit ryan in the face and it startled him so bad that he immediately threw himself to the floor.

"sit your asses down, god damn!" dan yelled, throwing his arms up in frustration. 

"kill yourself perhaps?" dallon yelled back.

"why you gotta bully me?" dan smirked.

"where the heck are our teachers," tyler muttered. joshua then immediately scolded him for saying heck, by telling him to 'watch your fucking language, you prick'. 

"someone fight me." taylor called out standing up, hayley standing up immediately after her and goes into a fighting stance. taylor hits hayley in the chest and she screamed, hitting her back.

"STOP FIGHTING HOLY SHIT." brendon shouted, a smile tugging at his lips. 

"brendon im gonna light your cap on fire if you dont come get it right now."

spencer replied in an instant, "do it, light it on fire. i dare you"

brendon climbed over his chair and to his boyfriend, snatching his cap back. when he heard the auditorium doors open, he quickly kissed him and leaped back to his seat. "urie! why were you out of your seat?" the older male teacher called to him from the end of the auditorium.

"because ryan's an ass..." he muttered under his breath.

"what was that?"

"because i threw my cap at ryan, sir!" 

"god, i wish it wasn't graduation, i wish i could give you detention," 

"sorry sir!"

the teachers left to go introduce those waiting to see the ceremony in when alexa shot up from her seat. "max, shitbag boy," she started.

"shitbag boy same" dallon whispered to which phil burst into a fit of giggles. 

"what do you want?" maxwell asked, spinning back on his seat.

"you're gay."

"you're gayer, fucking al(esbian)xa."

"true."

"guys shut up we have to graduate." steven laughed.

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the auditorium was completely filled from back to front with people ranging from old women in gross sweaters to girls with shaved heads and nose rings to little boys in minion shirts. dan and phil stood at the podium, phil rereading his part of the speech quickly to make sure he wouldn't mess up and dan comforting phil who was very nervous. 

it was about the middle of the ceremony, and they were about to go from row to row, announcing the students names to get their diplomas. 

"now, the moment everyone's been waiting for." dan smiled as he spoke.

"we're all gonna have a gang bang..." brendon whispered and taylor laughed out loud. phil chuckled and put his hand over his mouth to cover his giggles. unable to stop himself, dan took over.

"it's time to present the class of 2015 with their diplomas!" 

dan and phil quickly went back to their seat when phil told him what happened and why he was laughing so hard. ms. grace came on stage with the principal, mr. mulaney. they made their way to the podium, pulling a small cart that had all of the diplomas on it. 

"miss. taylor jardine."

-----(honestly im too lazy to write out all their names and i dont know who's the shortest so we're gonna pretend its tay shh)-----

"mr. dallon weekes"

the last row, which had, in this order, zack, rian, alex (and they did not mess up on their label of mx.), jack, phil, dan and dallon, made their way to the front of the stage. each person shook the hand of the principal and received their diplomas. 

when they got back to their seats, the rest of the stage stood up, and looked at each other. their eyes were gleaming, smiles beaming and they were all so giddy and excited. 

"ladies, gentlemen, and others, we give you the graduating class of 2015!" 

everyone on the stage threw their caps up into the air as dan and phil made their way over to the podium. 

"we also would like to inform everyone that this ceremony is in honor of jenna mcdougall, as she has passed away." dan said seriously.

the entire audience went silent, before phil laughed, "sike! she's still alive, she just moved to australia."

"bitch, you thought!" a girl with an australian accent called from the audience. a seat squeaked and a small figure made her way to the stage, climbing onto it. and there stood in with the group of the graduating class, jenna mcdougall was there, wearing a cap and gown that matched the rest. she had made her summer trip back to the states early and informed the principal that she would be coming and got her gown fitted before the big day. 

everyone got out of their seats and quickly made their way over to her, but none of them were as fast as taylor, who almost tripped and died running across the stage in her heels. she clung to her body like a lifeline, and then rest surrounded them with a warm embrace. and everything was better than it was before.

i hope you had the time of your life.