Me: -reading this extremely emotional fanfic on the verge of tears-
Friend: -decides to call me for no particular reason-
Me: -picks up-
Friend- So, how are yo-
Me: YOU RUINED THE MOMENT! OMFG. THE BEAUTIFUL FANFIC! JUST... LEMME FINISH IT.
Friend: ......-hangs up-
Me: Thank you. -Continues reading on the verge of tears-