"How do I get a boyfriend?
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Get a fishing pole and just, like, fishing rod casting movement"
I can't breathe! It's too perfect! xD
This is why I live by the fictional character rule!
How I would've worded it is..."Find a fishing pole, and attach a donut to the end of it. It's super effective! :D" Okay, I've never had a boyfriend, so I'll stop...
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