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A/n yay! Some shiz is going 2 go down...

As I write this im watching the maze runner. OMG MY MUM BOUGHT ME THE SCORCH TRIALS!!!! The release date is tomorrow but in Sanity it was on sale for $25!!! Omg it was so beautiful I was trying so hard not 2 fangirl, my mum shes freinds w/most the employees bc we go there like every day. But it was so cool!!! sadly my mum won't give it 2 me until Christmas :-( But its still cool bc she bought me a bunch of Harry Potter things as well, and also some semi-permanent hair dye, so right now my hair is red! Im so excited also bc 8 or 9 days till Christmas!

aMAZEing chat

Elaina: dudes there's a guy in the roof

Newt: act shucking normal

Minho: I miss my hair spray *cries*

Thomas: shiz Minho dont say anything dweeb

Elaina: Tommy why did that crank take ur phone?

Thomas: he wanted our numbers

**Jorge☆added you to Crackles chat**

Minho: Crackles?

Elaina: thats just wak

Brenda: move and I'll stab u

Elaina: well

Newt: I'll take ur phone

Elaina: I aint saying nothin

Minho: lol

Jorge☆: wat r u ppl doin in mah house?¿

Thomas: crizin down the street in my 6×4

Minho: we're here 2 touch ur mum

Newt: boyz

Jeff: anywhooo

Jorge☆: Minho I want 2 take ur hands, but 1st im gunna feed u

Jorge☆: Brenda come w/me and escort these ppl 2 our food

Brenda: um ok

Erik: my names Erick

Jeff: my names Jeff

Clint: and hes my lover

*twenty minutes*

Brenda: ur kinda hot Thom

Thomas: don't call me that

Brenda: y?

Thomas: some one else calls me that

Brenda: a former friend pf urs?

Thomas: we had alot more than friend ship

Brenda: idk ok

Elaina: LoL

Brenda: who r u?

Elaina: Elaina, Tommys twin, and Newts lover/mother of his kids

Brenda: ur Pregnant? I thought u were just bloated

Elaina: well thats pleasant 2 hear

Brenda: sorry, thats not wat I meant

Minho: thomas is taken 4

Brenda: by who?

Minho: me

Minho: well, me until my Ireland comes back

Minho: and Mads

Thomas: wat if Maddy and Ireland dont make it back?

Newt: they will

Chuck: Newtmas

Elaina: only if I die Chuck, only if I die

Newt: u wont

Elaina: ur right bc im imortal!

Chuck: am I imortal

Elaina: well ur still alive so, yer!

Newt: I blame drugs

Chuck: imagine Winston and Gally as a couple in heaven

Elaina: Galston

Minho: #Galston

**boom**

Thomas: HOLY GALSTON!!!!

Chuck: LoL

Newt: run away from the explosions!!!!

Elaina: NOT MEANT 2 BE RUNNING!!!!

Minho: THOMAS!!!!

Clint: GET UR WHITE ASS BACK OVER HERE

Thomas: dont worry im w/Brenda!

Brenda: FOLLOW ME THOM! WE NEED 2 GET THROUGH THE UNDERGROUND! WE WONT HAVE PHONE RESEPTION WHERE WE'RE GOING!!!!!

Chuck: no shit **movie quote**

Thomas: stay safe guys

Elaina: u 2

Brenda: im going 2 take that '2' as two ppl

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