Chapter Two: Choking on Farts

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"You've actually thought about that?" I ask her skeptically.

"Uh... Maybe?" She looks at me, and grabs another handful of Ruffles and crams them in her face.

"Marley, do you have to eats those on my bed?"

She gives me a plain out duh look. "As a matter of fact, I do. Do you have a problem with it?"

"Yes, yes I do. You're getting crumbs all over my bed. "

I can stand having crumbs or anything in my bed. It sticks to you and it feels like you are being stabbed by a million little daggers.

"Does that matter? No. What matters is the fact we could get away with about almost anything, being unpopular . "

I give her  evil eyes. "Of course it matters. If there are any crumbs in my bed, you will be the one changing the sheets."

"Whatever. Will you just listen to to me?" She says exasperated.

"Fine!" I say waving my hands around.

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And that's how we got here, on a Monday morning, skipping classes, and not doing school work.

We've become the epitome of the bad kids. Haha not. All we've done so far is hide out in the janitors closets. Which, by the way, smells like moldy cheese and old socks, and it's really small. And if you move, the floor sounds like your farting. It was kinda entertaining for about five seconds, but know it's just boring. I'd rather be listening to one of Mr Larkes lessons on the inside of a frogs body.

"So are we just gonna sit in here all day, or what," I ask Ruffles.

She looks at me with a bored expression. "Well... What else are we supposed to do?"

"I don't know! But I was hoping for something better than this." I say gesturing to everything around me.

She sighs, "Okay, let's leave this shit hole when the next bell rings."

As soon as the next bell rang we jumped out of the closet into the flowing rush of students.

"It's so nice to finally to be able to breathe fresh air again-" I take a big breath of the air from the hallway.-"Nope, never mind. Smells like someone shit their pants." I start coughing to gain my breath back, and Ruffles pats my back.

"It will be all right. Breathe in, breathe out." She demonstrates as she says so.

But I keep coughing, because I'm dramatic.

Marley grabs my arm and pulls me through then round and pushes student out of the way. And they don't even look up to notice us.

"Move out the way, people, we've got a dyeing girl on our hands."

They still don't stop anything their doing. Their conversation keep going. They keep on walking. They don't even notice us.

Marley bust through side doors of the school, pulling me behind her.

"You know I'm fine, right?"

She turns around from where she was facing away from me, and shoots daggers at me with her eyes.

I gulp. If looks could kill, then I would definitely be dead.

Then her face breaks out into a huge smile. "I can't believe you choked on a fart!"

"OH HAHA. Yeah, it's so funny!"

We walk around the school until we get to my car.

"You know what, Pizza?" Ruffles looks at me with determination in her eyes.

"What?"

"At least we know that they really don't pay us any attention."

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Eww Farts lol

Sorry, another short chapter!

And it's not edited <3

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