OMG WAIT NO DON'T LEAVE. AS I AM A RETARDED AUTHOR, I HAVE JUST ADDED A NEW CHAPTAHH.
Three guys sit in a bar complaining about their wives.
The first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she doesn't have a garage door."
The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she listens to an iPod and she doesn't have any earphones."The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she married a retard like me on her own choice but complains the shit outta me."
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Let's Be A Retard Together
Short StoryReally, just look at the title. You'll find some jokes in here. This is likely to be discontinued. Nevertheless, enjoy, because this story I was just bored so I felt like doing it. BTW, I recommend reading the SECOND last chapter if you feel like y...