DOCTORS AND PATIENTS

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QUOTE DIRECTLY FROM: EYESCREAMMAN


BOLD: DOCTOR

NO BOLD: PATIENT

"Listen, doctor I'm not a retard! My boss just wanted me to do an evaluation."

"Sure, sure, whatever makes your day."

"Just give me one more retard test! I'll prove it to ya."

"Very well."

"Great, I'll take it."

"How much dirt is in a hole 3 feet by 6 feet by 6 feet?"

"108 cubic centimeters. I'm great at maths."

"Ha. There's no dirt, it's a hole."

"SHUT UP!"

"I don't shut up, I grow up, and every time I look at you, I throw up, and then your mama walks around the corner and licks it up."







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