I THINK WE ALL AGREE
THAT LIFE IS MEAN
WE SHOULD DITCH IT
CUZ I CAN'T WIN IT
STUFF UR FACE WITH FOOD
AND YOU'LL B REWARDED WITH SOME FRUITS
THAT WILL FRESHEN UP YOUR MOOD
AND WE CAN ALL LOSE
BUT IF YOU DIE
THEN I WON'T BAKE PIE
AND THE WORLD WILL BE SAD
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T TASTE MY PIE
THIS IS SO STUPID
RETARDS CAN RULE
JUST TRY TO SHOOT A ROBIN
AND MAYBE THAT'LL GET YOU JUMPIN'
FROM GRIEF OR FROM JOY
I THINK THIS IS RANDOM
BUT NEVER MIND, BECAUSE YOU WILL LEAVE
AND I'LL BE ALONE
LIKE AN EMPTY MERRY-GO-ROUND
YOU ARE READING
Let's Be A Retard Together
Short StoryReally, just look at the title. You'll find some jokes in here. This is likely to be discontinued. Nevertheless, enjoy, because this story I was just bored so I felt like doing it. BTW, I recommend reading the SECOND last chapter if you feel like y...