*Enemy on the same team as you comes running up*: HEY YOU! get here rn.
Me: What?
Enemy: Can you kick a football? *glares at you impatiently*
Me: What?
Enemy: We're playing football and I want to know if you can kick one.
Me: Umm
Enemy: The game is about to start. You have two minutes.
Me: *thinks about giving the middle finger then sighs* Uhhh
Enemy: Idiot. Just sit down and try not to get in anyone's way.
Me: Wait! Ask the question again.
Enemy: The heck? Can you kick a ball?
Me: Can I kick your balls?
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Let's Be A Retard Together
Short StoryReally, just look at the title. You'll find some jokes in here. This is likely to be discontinued. Nevertheless, enjoy, because this story I was just bored so I felt like doing it. BTW, I recommend reading the SECOND last chapter if you feel like y...
