A Lot Of Love Hate - A Lilo/Narry fanfic:

Chapter 35

Chapter 35:

-          Louis’ POV –

Tuesday Afternoon:

Okay I’d been trying to make Liam blush ever since we got to my house but the colour he’d turned just now was on a whole new level. He froze where he was standing; arms still wrapped around me, face still nuzzled into the side of my neck. Liam’s mum was the first person to break the silence:

“Ah, you’re the boy Liam was making out with on Sunday morning, aren’t you?” She asked straight out; connecting dots inside her head. Liam tensed up next to me. I’m guessing he’d thought we were in the clear after my great escape. Apparently he’d been wrong.

Which means…

Liam’s mum took a step closer and for a moment I thought she was going to slap me. Which she kind of did, but with both hands, and once they’d made contact with my face she smushed my cheeks together into a weird expression and stared me down in deep thought. I didn’t know what to do. Everyone was silent.

“…he’s cute.” She said after a while. She said it like she was stating a fact instead of giving a compliment. I still didn’t know what to do. My heart was about to beat itself into a heart attack. After a few more seconds of staring she shifted her attention to Liam who had now pulled himself away from me and was still blushing an incredible shade of red. If this wasn’t such a crucial moment in our relationship I might have thought he was being cute, but his mum’s hands that were still clamped on either side of my face kind of prevented that. “…is this the same kid you got suspended over? Is this Louis?”

What the hell did he tell her?

“A-Ah… y-yeah, this is him.” Liam managed to get out. Suddenly Liam’s mum’s hands were gone and she was throwing them up in the air dramatically and collapsing against the wall. I felt Liam’s hand press to the small of my back.

“Oh thank god!” She gushed. “I thought my son was a man slut!”

Huh?

“Three boys in three days! I thought we’d somehow emotionally scarred you into a life of promiscuity!” She exhaled. “Thank god it was the same person!”

Okay, now I really didn’t know what to do. Part of me really wanted to laugh.

“M-Mum… you’re being-“

“Ah! You’re right!” She shouted; suddenly coming back to life. She sprung back upright again and stared me down once more. That urge to laugh disappeared. “Are you dating my son?” She asked. The suddenly serious tone in her voice had me really nervous. This was the first time I’d ever met someone’s parent/s as a boyfriend. I was starting to panic. Liam slid his hand into mine and squeezed it tight.

“I uh… I-I umm… L-Liam’s my boyfr-friend.” I choked out.

Wow Louis, what a great first impression you’ve made so far; getting caught making out with her son in your underwear, being the reason for him getting suspended, and now that beautiful sentence. Well done.

“I-It’s nice to meet yo-“

Liam’s mum suddenly threw her hands up in the air again and she shrieked at the two of us:

“Oh my god, he’s adorable! Just look at him! He’s blushing all over! Liam you’ve found someone absolutely precious!” She gushed. “Just look at him he’s so- Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!”